Kimonos are a type of traditional Japanese clothing dating back to before the Heian Period, (around the 8th century or so). Mario is a traditional Japanese/Italian videogame character dating back to the Reagan Period, (around the 1980s). When you mention one of these things, the other doesn’t exactly spring to mind. Or at least, to most minds. But, if you happen to be a Nintendo geek and seamstress, Kimonos and Mario can go hand in hand.
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. And sometimes you don’t even realize you lost until someone informs you of that fact. Like I predicted in my last Third and Confused, I lost this past week’s fantasy football match. I’m not sure exactly how many points I lost by, but I have decided that I only lost because the other team used dirty and underhanded tactics. My team is that scrappy underdog so often found in 90s sports movies, and the other team is comprised of a bunch of jerks that cheat. My team is a group of rag-tag kids, putting aside their differences for the love of the game. My team is coached by a down on his luck Emilio Estevez and they have to beat Iceland in the kid Olympics.
Oh, wait. That’s the Mighty Ducks. I’m sorry. I was thinking of the Mighty Ducks.
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Every year EA Sports releases a new version of their incredibly popular soccer game FIFA. This year was no different. FIFA 15 is a damn fine game and is a measured improvement over last year’s version. Goalkeeping has been improved, as well as player animations and the pitch actually deteriorates as players run and kick and dive all over it. There are issues of course, but they’re easily overshadowed by the improvements. Or so I thought.
I've been playing it for awhile now but I didn’t realize that there was something truly vital that the game was missing, and it didn’t come to my attention until today.
The game doesn’t have soccer playing samurai and ninjas. And it needs them. Desperately.
Monday, September 29, 2014
|The good old days, when injuries were cured by cigarettes and scotch|
We’re in week four of the footballing season, or whatever, and my fantasy team has yet to taste the bitter sting on defeat. This last weekend I came close however, mostly because I forgot to actually check in with the football world and didn’t realize that two of my players were injured and wouldn’t play. Luckily for me, the team I was playing is terrible (and with a name like ‘Show Me Your TDs,’ of course they are).
While last week my team performed a miraculous comeback and won the day, I’m concerned that this winning streak will come to end this weekend as I’m facing the current number one team in my league. I was lucky this past week, but my luck is running out. My starting quarterback was almost taken out by the city of Detroit this Friday. Matt Stafford of the Lions was on his way to practice when he came across a very recently collapsed bridge. He had to leave his car on the highway to make it to practice on time. Now, I’m not sure how close he was to being actually hurt by this horrible accident, but reports say he was one of the first people on the scene, so it was just good timing that spared him. And me. And my team. I might be a very selfish person.
Thursday, September 18, 2014
In most games, especially in most videogames, the real world and its sordid affairs don’t really matter. Awful things happen every day but Mario doesn’t really give a fuck, nothing’s going to get the way of him trampling winged turtles. I have to admit, it’s a little weird for me to be playing a game that is so reliant on reality.
|'Ha, ha, I'm a terrible person.'|
Fantasy football wouldn’t exist without the NFL and of course I knew that what happened every Sunday would dictate how well my team would do. But I’m not sure I fully internalized all that could keep a player from playing. I mean, yeah, injuries I anticipated; that’s the whole reason you have players on the bench. A drop in form was also something I expected. I did not expect, however, to lose players due to the fact that they are criminals. I should have known better.
Saturday, September 13, 2014
|Now this is something I would watch.|
Ok, so it wasn’t exactly riveting. It was actually really, really boring. And I have to admit, I’m a little sick of football and I haven’t even watched a full game yet. I live in a very football-centric city and everything sort of shuts down when the season starts. The sport is just unavoidable, especially if you like going out to eat anywhere. That said, by playing fantasy football, I do feel a little more a part of the madness that overcomes the city every Sunday. I've actually been paying attention to football news and stats.
Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Once or twice a year, the game industry releases a truly a big, huge game. A game that will revolutionize the industry, change the world, end all wars and finally make your high school crush come to their senses and call you, but you’ve moved on now. High school was so long ago and you’re not even that same person anymore so your newly enlightened high school crush will just have to deal with that and move on too.
Let’s face it, most of the ‘big’ game releases are little more than hype. Companies will say they’re releasing a big important game in an effort to turn it into a big important game. And who can blame them; big important games tend to make a lot of money. Every new Call of Duty title gets this treatment. While the franchise has a lot going for it, it’s been awhile since it changed the industry.